Last weekend I took the kids to the grocery store with me. As we were loading up a bag full of apples, Julie and I had a conversation.
Julie: We need to get LOTS of apples!
Me: Yes we do.
Julie: Because Daddy, Andy and I LOVE apples!
Me: What about Mommy, don't I like apples?
Julie: No, you like hamburgers.
It was only then that I realized there were about 30 people standing around the produce and everyone of them now knows that I prefer hamburgers to apples. Yup, no secrets in our house.